Make up your wildest Headline.

[Purple Gurl]

NAACP Joins With Klan to Oppose Homosexuals

Entire Police Department Accused of Drug Use

Missing Uranium Found in Children's Toys

Fischer Price Releases Toy Teaching Terrorism

Newborn Drives Mother Home From Hospital

Taxes Ruled Unconstitutional

[beatlesinthebog]

Purple Gurl wrote:

Shoot, let me come up with enough for a tabloid:
Fetuses to Appear On School Menus
Doctor Accidentally Injects Man With Fecal Matter
Mentally Ill Man Eats Own Penis
Company to Release Edible Toilet
Women Steals Computer Using Vagina
Man Gives AIDS to 10,000
And some less weird headlines:
Woman Tattoos Entire Body Purple
(Well, similar might happen with the color brown.)
Oprah Comes Out About Race Change

Any idea what the computer was using the vagina for?

[Purple Gurl]

beatlesinthebog wrote:

<quoted text>Any idea what the computer was using the vagina for?

Maybe it was attached to a robot? It is bad when fake headlines can be as grammatically bad as the real ones.

[beatlesinthebog]

I AM NOT A CROOK

[Rocgollyg]

Purple Gurl wrote:

Shoot, let me come up with enough for a tabloid:
Fetuses to Appear On School Menus
Doctor Accidentally Injects Man With Fecal Matter
Mentally Ill Man Eats Own Penis
Company to Release Edible Toilet
Women Steals Computer Using Vagina
Man Gives AIDS to 10,000
And some less weird headlines:
Woman Tattoos Entire Body Purple
(Well, similar might happen with the color brown.)
Oprah Comes Out About Race Change

Your so crazy! Loved the Oprah headline ROTFLMAO.

[Rocgollyg]

Seal To market new Tanning oil.

[Purple Gurl]

Hell Found in Frozen State

Spammers Stop Sending Email

Premarital Sex Goes Extinct

Members of Major Gangs Complete Education

Bush Admits Iraq War Was Mistake

Thousands of Gays Renounce Homosexuality

[JG OP]

"Ex_Beatles and Meatloaf to unite in new band: MEATLES !!!!

(this is old stuff...sorry)

[JG OP]

" T BOONE PICKENS wieghs in on Harley Honey debate"

[DILF]

Park Bench sues asian man for child support.......more news at 11:00

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[JG OP]

"T' Boone Pickens signs Reebie to recording contract"

[Shoe]

Al Sharpton Sets Cross On Fire After Lighting Fart

[Old Sam]

OBAMA DEFEATED! McCAIN DEFEATED!
AMERICA WINS!!!

[Amary]

OJ Simpson Admit to the MURDERS!

[Walter Alston]

"Dodgers defeat Miami Dolphins 34-17 on Unamaths TD pass"

[Ozzie]

Walter Alston wrote:

"Dodgers defeat Miami Dolphins 34-17 on Unamaths TD pass"

Now thats funny!

~Oz

[DILF]

Barbara Streisands nose responsible for last lunar eclipse............stay tuned for more breaking news at 11:00

[NorkaWizard]

Putin looks into Bush's eyes..Sees an idiot

[Smoke the gonja]

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